I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful
Always reblog this. ALWAYS.
i am groot
Haha this is hysterical. I can’t wait to see this tonight!
"Guys, I found a frog"
I seriously cannot stop laughing
and people say anime is shit.
me as a detective
I laugh every single time.
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate