Do you do marathons?
fuckyeahlaughters: Me: Yes, all the time, which show?
partypetunia: it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager
me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are
m3ddle: switchbladetheoneandonly: ponetasmagoria: I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber if you think about it he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS AND NO ONE LISTENS They told Drake Bell that they would...
soft-as-thunder: I know where I want to go with this paper. I just don’t want to go. So accurate right now.
forensic-dragons: narfnin: awesomephilia: Whiteboards are remarkable. I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards
rabioheab: happy birthday. we couldn’t afford to put a stripper in your cake like you wanted so instead we just put your cake in a stripper. she ate the whole thing in like 2 minutes. you should have been there. it was amazing.
screamingpepper: me on my way to steal your man